Choosing the best hell 

A guy died and went to hell where he met the Satan. Satan said to the man; "Nowadays, people entering the hell are able to choose their own personal punishment. I will take you to a series of doors, and you will look inside, and tell me if that is where you would like to spend eternity."

The man agreed and Satan took him down a long, dark hallway. Satan opened the first door, the man looked inside, and saw thousands of people standing on their heads on a hard-wood floor. The man said, "This looks too uncomfortable. Show me the next room please."

Satan then walked the man down to the second door. The man again looked inside, and saw thousands of people standing on their heads on a concrete floor.

The man said, "This is even worse. Please show me another room."

Satan nodded and took him to the third door, and the man looked inside; he saw thousands of people standing knee-deep in liquid poop, all drinking coffee. The man said,

"This is the place for me."

Satan then asked; "Are you sure? Once the door closes you can never go back..."

The man said,

"I'm positive. I do love coffee."

The man stepped in, and Satan closed the door. Just before the man could get comfortable, a voice on the loudspeaker said;

"Coffee break is over, BACK ON YOUR HEADS!!!!